Post Meridiem Post is published in Mobile, Alabama. Editor-in-Chief: Monty Blackwood.
Post Meridiem Post is a Satirical Newspaper
The Post Meridiem Post is an independent, daily satirical newspaper that covers politics, culture, media, and societal collapse — often through the eyes of sentient furniture, emotionally fragile analysts, and spiritually exhausted editors.
Our stories blend wit, absurdity, and investigative nonsense to reflect the surreal reality we live in. From congressional love seats to squirrel-based prophecy networks, we report the truth… loosely.
What Makes Us Different
We are not The Onion.
We are not The Babylon Bee.
We are not affiliated with your uncle’s blog, although he seems nice.
We are:
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100% satire, 0% AI clickbait
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Proud home to the only gossip column sourced entirely from Washington D.C. furniture
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Serious about absurdity, unserious about everything else
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Creators of the Walnut Prophecy, a longform fantasy series powered by sacred JavaScript and prophetic rodents
Who’s Behind It?
PMP is crafted by a rotating staff of fictional experts, emotionally stunted columnists, and one overcaffeinated human editor.
Our core contributors include:
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Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe, political analyst with a monocle and grudge
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Veranda, gossip columnist with no human sources
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Bianca Gwen-White, Corporate Purity Strategist and champion of fluorescent light
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Dr. Thaddeus T. Stone, philosopher, crank, and Walnut Lorekeeper
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Bartholomew “The Stat-Cat” Higgins, sports analyst obsessed with bench squeak data
What We Cover
Section | Description | Stories |
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Politics | Real headlines filtered through surreal logic and staff psychosis | |
Culture | Satire on fashion, lifestyle, digital life, and panic-driven trends | The Carnivore-for-Eternity Diet: Can You Achieve Immortality by Eating Only Meat? |
Sports | Metrics you didn’t ask for, measuring things that don’t matter | |
Opinion | Editorials from fictional voices who disagree with reality | The Empathy Machine: How the Democratic Party Outsourced Progress to Public Relations |
Fiction | Our growing archive of The Walnut Prophecy, recipes included |
How to Support Us
We are currently funded by spite, espresso, and the occasional tip jar donation.
Visit our Buy Me A Coffee or Substack to support handcrafted satire.
No paywalls. No crypto scams. Just satire.
How to Contact the Paper
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