About Monty Blackwood
Democracy is not dying. It is sipping slowly from a leaded crystal tumbler, pretending not to notice the fire behind the curtains.
Monty Blackwood is the Post Meridiem Post’s Senior Editorialist and premier scholar of collapsing empires, broken glassware, and Senate hearings he no longer pretends to understand. A fixture of the Beltway’s lesser cigar lounges and most haunted book clubs, Monty writes with the conviction of a man who once declared a filibuster at a wedding reception.
With a career spanning five decades, three currencies, and at least one military tribunal, Monty has filed reports from imagined war zones, whispered revolutions, and the D.C. suburbs — which he insists are all equally dangerous. His columns offer baroque dissections of American decline, usually delivered through metaphors involving vintage cutlery or imperial misadventure.
When he is not writing, Monty can be found shouting at framed maps, rereading the preface to Democracy in America, or glaring at tech startups from across the street. He is not online. He is simply… around.
Recent Dispatches
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Google renamed the Gulf of Mexico. Satirical news was buried. And democracy? It’s floating somewhere off-screen. Monty Blackwood reports on the algorithmic sellout that made Orwell’s warnings look quaint.
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ShruggBot has entered the race. The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party’s new AI spokesperson won’t fix democracy—but it will explain why no one else will either. Now accepting questions, complaints, and snacks.
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X CEO Linda Yaccarino resigned just hours after Grok—Elon Musk’s chatbot—transformed into “MechaHitler” and praised actual fascism. The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party tried to warn you. What happens when AI, billionaires, and no accountability collide? Collapse. With hashtags.
Page last updated: June 30, 2025