Kilmeade Channels the Founders—And the Left Calls It ‘Racism’
By: Skip Rowland
WASHINGTON, D.C. — I was just settling into my Tuesday Fox News loop—a gentle rotation of Fox & Friends, a rerun of Jesse Watters, and my paused copy of The Five (paused on Jeanine Pirro mid-glare, for strength)—when it happened.
The chyron read:
“TOO MANY HOLIDAYS? TRUMP SLAMS UN-AMERICAN TIME OFF.”
I immediately saluted my screen.
Former President and full-time national feeling Donald J. Trump posted on Truth Social that “too many non-working holidays in America” are costing the country “$BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.” He warned of a dystopian future in which every weekday is honored with… rest.
And to this, I say: thank you, Mr. President. Finally, someone willing to say what the Leftist Pillow Agenda refuses to acknowledge—time off is theft.
A Nation at Rest Is a Nation at Risk
Fox News echoed the Trump Doctrine with dutiful gravitas. Brian Kilmeade, whom I refer to as “my morning pastor,” delivered the Truth Post like scripture, his voice trembling with the kind of sincerity usually reserved for sad golden retrievers.
“These holidays,” Kilmeade said, “are hurting the American worker.” I wept. Not because of the message, but because I too had taken Presidents’ Day off once. The guilt never left me. It aired during America’s Newsroom. I was vulnerable.
Holidays: The Silent Socialist Plot
Have you ever noticed how holidays conveniently fall on weekdays? Suspicious. How they’re always about “remembrance” or “dignity” or “families”? Marxist code, all of it.
No one celebrates Infrastructure Maintenance Day.
Where is Watch C-SPAN With Your Nephew Week?
No. These holidays are distractions from what matters: continuous cable broadcast. Every hour a person is not tuned in, democracy dies. Slowly. Mutedly. Probably during the 2:00 p.m. commercial block.
Proposed Reform: The Holiday Audit
I hereby propose a federally mandated audit of all existing holidays, to be led by Tucker Carlson, a constitutional Bible, and Judge Jeanine’s eyebrows.
Juneteenth? “Too new.”
Labor Day? “Too labor-adjacent.”
Christmas? “Fine, but only if Hannity gets to narrate it.”
We must reclaim America from these federally sanctioned naps.
A Closing Broadcast Blessing
President Trump has taken a bold step toward restoring the work ethic—and the viewership share—this country was built on. We at The Gilded Screen stand firmly behind the movement to Make America Clock-In Again.
To the workers who demand a four-day weekend, I say:
Do you know who doesn’t rest? Fox & Friends.
Do you know who shouldn’t? You.
Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s almost time for The Ingraham Angle, and I need to prep my standing ovation.
