While passing through Luling, TX, Jed discovers a bathroom stall inside a Buc-ee’s has declared itself a sovereign nation. Texas history may never recover.
While passing through Forks, WA, Jedediah “Jed” Wanderlust accidentally launches the Sasquatch Liberation Movement. A forest tribunal is held. Jerky is protested. Bigfoot remains elusive — and possibly eligible to vote.
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By Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe, Lead Political Correspondent for Affairs of Dubious Statesmanship In a decision as elegant as a falling chandelier and as compassionate as a tax audit, the United States…
Let me be the first to say what the mainstream won’t: it’s about time someone defended the monarchy—our monarchy, the one etched into the marble abs of the Founding Fathers.…
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By Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe, Lead Political Correspondent for Affairs of Dubious Statesmanship June 23, 2025 — In a twist too poetic for poetry and too absurd for satire, the artificial intelligence…
Skip Rowland: Operation Midnight Hammer = MAGA’s Must‑Have Military Drama By Skip “The Remote” Rowland – Senior Broadcast Reality Analyst WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what must be the proudest moment…
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