Who’s Really on the Other End of That Call?
By Dr. Thaddeus T. Stone
I have examined the digital missive sent from Mr. Mike Huckabee to President Trump, which the President then shared with the world. The chattering classes will, I am sure, focus on the political implications or the theological grandiosity of the message. They are, as usual, looking at the wrong thing. They see a simple text; I see a profound and reckless breach of psychic protocol.
Mr. Huckabee claims he has been told by “God” that the President is “the most consequential President in a century—maybe ever”. He then states that the President will “hear from heaven and that voice is far more important than mine or ANYONE else’s”.
This is where the alarm bells in any rational man’s mind should begin to clang like a fire station carillon.
How, precisely, did Mr. Huckabee verify the source of this “voice”? Did he perform a celestial background check? Did he triangulate the signal’s origin to ensure it wasn’t bouncing off a rogue weather balloon or, more likely, a rival political action committee’s orbital listening post? To receive a divine pronouncement of this magnitude through an unencrypted, terrestrial, digital medium like a text message is the height of psychic irresponsibility.
The ether is filled with chattering. Not just from human sources, but from far more ancient and cunning intelligences. My own research, confirmed by my network of squirrel informants (who are experts in matters of hoarding both nuts and secrets), indicates that the psychic frequencies are noisier than ever. The risk of getting a “cosmic wrong number” is at an all-time high.
What if the voice Mr. Huckabee heard was not from “heaven,” but was a sophisticated psychic spoof from the globalist chipmunk collective? Or a simple thought-form projection from a particularly charismatic badger? We simply do not know, because proper verification methods were not followed.
This is the danger of our modern age. We accept pronouncements from glowing rectangles without demanding to see their credentials. To tell the President of the United States to listen to a voice from the sky, without first ensuring that voice has been properly vetted by qualified metaphysicians and phrenologists, is to invite chaos. It is how you end up with a national policy based on the whims of a mischievous woodchuck.
Do not trust unsolicited messages from the divine. And if a voice from heaven does text you, demand to see a government-issued ID.
