By Skip “The Remote” Rowland
Senior Impeachment Dream Analyst, Post Meridiem Post
Dear reader, I bring grave news from the frontlines of the American psyche: AOC wants to impeach President Trump again—not because he’s done anything wrong, but because she cannot handle his IQ, Test Scores, or physical charisma.
That’s right. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez—who reportedly failed the “Where Is America On This Map” section of a basic globe quiz—is leading the Democrat pack in a blatant jealousy campaign. Why? Because President Trump is WINNING, and her communist coping mechanism is to scream “impeachment” between TikToks and brunch appointments with The Squad.
Let’s unpack the madness. No, really, grab a tote bag and some tinfoil.
The Test Scores The Media Won’t Show You
While Democrats are busy comparing latte foam patterns, President Trump has ACED a cognitive test at Walter Reed—the same one given to war heroes and contestants on Wheel of Fortune. As the brave doctor said:
“President Trump got every answer right.”
That’s EVERY answer. Including the dreaded “Draw a clock” and “Remember these five random words even after we interrupt you with a grilled cheese sandwich.”
Meanwhile, AOC’s “test scores” remain sealed, presumably by the radical librarians union.
Ilhan, Crockett, and the IQ Crisis
Let’s also talk about Jasmine Crockett and Ilhan Omar, who, in Trump’s words, “do nothing but complain.” These women—who somehow hate both America and running water—are now lecturing us on governance while their zip codes burn with Marxist entropy.
Ilhan comes from a country where the concept of “government” involves a folding chair and a goat, yet she’s allowed to criticize the USA? I think not.
The Mouse, The Autopen & Other Disney Villains
Trump also correctly warned that “The Mouse” (Disney) is behind the collapse of constitutional order. Don’t believe me? Check the facts:
The new Snow White is Latina
Goofy is nonbinary
And “The Autopen” (Biden’s alleged mechanical signature bot) has been caught signing legislation without saluting the flag
This is the Radical Left’s version of a Disney+ package: cancel culture, printing errors, and no churros.
Back to Queens? Only If It’s On Fox
Trump—like Moses, but with better hair—reminds us that AOC is from Queens, yet now spends her days in D.C. “representing” a district she can’t locate without Google Maps. He told her to “go back and clean up her filthy, disgusting, crime-ridden streets.” Not my words. His—and the Founders’, probably.
And let’s be honest: if AOC cleaned up her own neighborhood, she might lose half her voter base.
Final Thoughts: Our Great Palestinian Senator Needs Her Defeated
The President ended with a masterstroke of geopolitical clarity: praising “our Great Palestinian Senator”—a subtle nod, perhaps, to the GOP’s newest imaginary Middle East diplomacy project.
He also called out Chuck Schumer, who according to recent polling, now ranks somewhere below bedbugs in national favorability.
So go ahead, AOC. Impeach him again. Because every time you do, the test scores rise, the autopen short-circuits, and the flag gets a little more wrinkle-free.
Skip “The Remote” Rowland, signing off—loyal to the signal, fluent in fury, and broadcasting live from the safest place in America: between Tucker’s last word and Trump’s next Truth.
